英语冷笑话:你娶了我的妈妈
Gerald: I'd much rather have the half.Teacher: Think carefully, and tell me why.Gerald: Because you lose too much juice when you cut the orange into five tenths.
英语笑话:再喂他几枚五分镍币 Keep feeding him nickels
"Your son just swallowed a nickel and coughed up two dimes! What shall I do?" “你儿子刚才吞下了一枚五分镍币,可咳出两枚一角的硬币!我该怎么办呢?“ 孩子他爸大声回答道:“再喂他几枚五分镍币!”
英语笑话:I Need Your Football
乔冶敲着他朋友家的门。当朋友的妈妈来应门时,他问:“阿尔伯特可以出来玩吗?”“不行,”那位妈妈说,“天气太冷了。”"Well, then, " said George, "Can his football come out to play ?"
英语笑话:兄弟般的关爱 Brotherly love
Teacher: Cassandra, if I saw a man beating a donkey and I stopped him, what virtue would I be demonstrating? 老师:Cassandra,如果我看见有人在殴打一头驴,我制止了他,我显示出了什么美德?