Best 'New Girl' Quotes

大热美剧《杰茜驾到》(New Girl)的第一季已与日前全部完结。季终集的情节依旧精彩不断，经典台词也是比比皆是。快来一起看看吧！

"You’re making a huge, life-ruining mistake by moving in with a woman who turned you into an agoraphobic, turtle-faced, borderline alcoholic."
和一个把你变成有恐旷症，暧昧不清的龟面酒鬼的女人住到一起，你这是在犯一个致命大错。
- Jess, to Nick  

Best 'New Girl' Quotes

"When Nick leaves, I’m going to call a plumber and just throw cash at him while he works."
等Nick走了，我要找一个管道工，然后在他工作时朝他扔现金。
- Schmidt  

Best 'New Girl' Quotes

"The old Washington monument. Ready to serve this great nation once again. It’s time make this horse into a unicorn."
旧的华盛顿纪念碑已经准备好再次为这个伟大的国家服务了。是时候将这匹马变成独角兽了。- Schmidt  

Best 'New Girl' Quotes

"I still can’t get used to the way you let us know when you’re using the toilet."
对于你让我们意识到你正在使用洗手间的方式，我至今无法习惯。- Winston, to Jess  

Best 'New Girl' Quotes

"In my room, you’ll find a shoebox. In that box, there is a guinea pig that I said I would bury, so please deal with it."
我房里有一鞋盒，里面有一头几内亚猪，我会埋了它的。所以请淡定接受。- Nick  

Best 'New Girl' Quotes

"I’m freaking out! Oh, Nick Miller’s freaking out again! Whoop-de-whoo, what’s new?"
我要抓狂了！啊，Nick Miller又抓狂了！啊啊啊，又是这样！- Nick 

Best 'New Girl' Quotes

"I’m worried about Schmidt -- he’s a Jew in the desert. I don’t want him to wander."
我有点担心Schmidt。他是犹太人，我可不想他在沙漠里游荡。- Winston
 

Best 'New Girl' Quotes

"Why are we fighting? Why are we fighting?"
为什么我们在吵架？为什么？- Nick, to Schmidt 

Best 'New Girl' Quotes

"The werewolves come out at night, man. I don’t want nobody to eat me! I got big thighs. I got a fat ass. We are in the middle of the desert, and nobody’s going to find our bodies!"
伙计，狼人会在晚上出没，我可不想有人把我吃了！我大腿健硕，屁股又大又翘，而我们又在沙漠当中，要是被吃了可没人会发现我们的尸体！- Winston
 

Best 'New Girl' Quotes

"Meep-meep!"
咪-咪！- Jess
  

Best 'New Girl' Quotes

"Are you White Fang-ing me?"
你在对我露《白牙》吗？

- Cece

Schmidt: "What?"

Cece: "White Fang, Schmidt. The only book on your Kindle."  

Best 'New Girl' Quotes

"And I have more than one book on my Kindle. And a subscription to Cricket. And a lot of PDFs!"
我的电子书可不止一本。我订阅了Cricket，还有许多其他的PDF文档呢！- Schmidt 

Best 'New Girl' Quotes

"Just go. Get in the car. Unacceptable."
快走，上车。真是不可接受。- Nick, to Schmidt

Best 'New Girl' Quotes

"Well..."
就这样吧…- Nick

Jess: "Well... "
Nick: "All right, I'll see you."
Jess: "See ya."  

Best 'New Girl' Quotes

"Wecome back, you clown."
欢迎回来，你这小丑。- Jess, to Nick