1.Rut? I think you mean consistency. And if we're going to abandon that, then why even call it Thursday? Let's call it "Quonko Day" and divide it into 29 hours of 17 minutes apiece, and celebrate it by sacrificing a goat to the mighty god Ra.
刻板?你是说连贯性吧?如果要废除这个,那干嘛要叫它星期四?直接成为狂口日,分为29小时17分钟,杀鸡宰羊来庆祝,感谢万能的刻板之王。

2.Just pick out anything? Maybe at the same time we can pick out a new suit for him without knowing his size, or pick out his career for him without knowing his aptitude, or pick out his breakfast cereal without knowing his fiber requirements, or his feelings about little marshmallows.
随便挑?说不定我们能在不知道尺码的情况下给他挑一套新衣服,或者在不知道他职业倾向的情况下给他挑一份工作申请表,又或者在不知道他膳食纤维需求的情况下给他挑一盒早餐麦片,或者他喜不喜欢小软糖。

3.More wrong? Wrong is an absolute state and not subject to gradation.
什么?错是绝对化的,没有比较级的。

4.That's preposterous! I do not resemble C-3PO. Don't get me wrong, I'm flattered, I just don't see it.
太荒谬了!我才不像C-3PO呢!别误会,虽然受宠若惊,但我不这么认为。

5.What exactly does that expression mean, "friends with benefits"? Does he provide her with health insurance?
什么叫做“互利友人"?他给她提供健康保障了?

6.You know, I'm given to understand that there's an entire city in Nevada designed specifically to help people like Howard forget their problems. They can replace them with new problems, like alcoholism, gambling addiction and sexually transmitted diseases.
我发现内华达州有一大堆特别设计的城市能帮助霍华德这类人忘却他们的烦恼。直接用新烦恼替代,比如酗酒,赌博,性传播疾病。

7.I'm curious about the whole social construct. On its face, the idea of satisfying one's sexual appetite -- assuming one is afflicted with such -- without emotional entanglement seems eminently practical. What I've observed, however, is Howard Wolowitz crying like a little girl.
我对整个交际圈很是好奇。表面上看来,关于满足个人性欲方面,假设某人受到这方面的折磨,没有感情上的纠葛,这看似相当具有实用性。不过,据我观察,霍华德.沃洛维茨却是哭得像个小女孩一样。

8.Okay, I'm sleepy now, get out.
行了,我有睡意了,出去吧。

9.Smell that? That's the smell of new comic books. Oh, yes!
闻到了吗?新漫画书的味道。

10.You have to check your messages, Leonard. The leaving of a message is one half of a social construct, which is completed by the checking of the message. If that contract breaks down, then all social contracts break down, and we descend into anarchy.
你一定要查查信息,莱纳德。留语音信息是社会契约的一半,而另一半要由查信息来完成。如果这个契约被打破了,整个社会的契约就都崩塌了,而我们就堕落到无政府状态。