小编的话:2012年英语专八结束了!各位考友在被华丽丽滴“痛苦纠聚心中”之后,也发挥了“高手在民间”的精神,恶搞吐槽了专八一番!这番吐槽博得了全世界考友的一致公认!无论你有没有考过专八,你都应该来听一听!考友的心声啊!

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Test for English Majors 2012 Grade Eight

Part I Listening Comprehension

Section A Mini-lecture

In this section, you will hear a mini-lecture. You will hear the lecture Once Only. While listening take notes on the important points, even though you know you are just fooling around. When the lecture is over, you will understand nothing, and complete the gap-filling task on Answer sheet 125. Even if you understand every single word of the speaker, you still cannot find the right answer to each question, because that’s what Tem-8 is all about. Now listen to the mini-lecture.

小编的话:说得太对了!听力的精髓就在于“听了跟没听是一个样”,“听懂了和没听懂也是一个样”。

Good morning everyone, and today’s lecture is about

The lazy song

Section B and C

In this section, you will hear everything Once only. You might wonder if you are listening to the right conversation or news or if you get the right paper. It doesn’t matter. Look around you, everyone is feeling the same way. Now listen:

The lazy song.

小编的话:听对话和短文的时候,经常都有这种错觉“是不是录音放错了?怎么跟题目一毛关系也木有?”不要紧,大家都是“感同身受”滴,习惯了就好了。

Part II reading Comprehension

In this section, there are four reading passages followed by a total of 20 multiple-choice questions. If you cannot understand the passage, then just choose the choice that you feel most comfortable with. If you do understand the passage, you will find that most of the time, the four choices are all right. Then it will be much harder for you, just like when we say it is raining, it is raining, but when the writer says it is raining, it actually implies that the writer is freaking blue.

小编的话:四选一的关键就在于“三个看懂,一个不懂,选不懂的那个”,“三个不懂,一个看懂,选看懂的那个”,如果“四个全没懂或者四个全懂了”,那就蒙吧。

Part III General Knowledge which is not general at all. So my advice is to choose the first letter that you see.

Part IV Proofreading and Error Correction. The passage contains 10 errors. Each indicated line contains a maxium of One error. You will wonder in the first half of the passage: 这他妈是啥?Please calm down, because you will ask yourself in the second half of the passage:这他妈又是啥?

Part V Translation

Section A: Chinese to English

Translate the underlined part of the following text into English, even though you don’t even understand it in Chinese.

小编的话:这次的汉译英,节选了台湾作家蔡素芳的《烛光盛宴》(详情请戳此>>>),“ 痛苦纠聚心中,眉心发烫发热,胸口郁闷难展,胃里一股气冲喉而上。”简直就是所有考生心理状态的真实写照啊!不仅仅是“一股气冲喉而上”啊,根本就是一口老血喷涌而出啊!

Section B: English to Chinese

Translate the following text into Chinese. The passage, though seems to be French, Spanish, German, Greek, Latin, penguins, sea turtles, ants, mosquitoes, tomatoes, potatoes, is actually written in English. Surprise!

Part VI writing.

In the first part of your essay, you should state clearly that you don’t understand what you should be writing about. And in the second part, you should support your argument with nothing but nonsenses. In the last part, you should bring what have written to a natural conclusion or a summary, and try to make your essay 400 fucking words. Thank you for your corporation.

小编的话:写作,不管你看没看懂题目,你都会跑题的,因为你永远也不懂出题老师在想什么。所以,抓紧时间码字吧,400个词一个都不能少。有没有文采、有没有观点,那是水平问题;字数不够就是态度问题!态度不端正,后果很严重!

This is the end of tem-8 2012. We are looking forward to seeing you again next year!

Not afraid.