现实版愤怒的小鸟:不要惹一只鸟 你会死得很惨(组图)
作者:沪江英语
来源:buzzfeed
2012-03-03 18:43
Angry Blackbird
Angry Blackbird
愤怒的画眉
Feel my death glare.
哥用眼神就能杀死你。
Angry Blue Jay
Angry Blue Jay
愤怒的冠蓝鸦
Allergies piss me off!
靠,这什么玩意儿,竟然过敏了!
Angry Buzzard
Angry Buzzard
愤怒的秃鹫
Hey fox, I will bitch-slap you from heaven.
臭狐狸,当心老子下来扇你!
Angry Cardinal
Angry Cardinal
愤怒的红雀
Step away from the bird feeder!
离姐的粮食远点!
Angry Crow
Angry Crow
愤怒的乌鸦
How would you like to be outdoors in the rain and wind 24/7? I don't so I caw and peck at carcasses. You may be next!
你喜欢天天在外面风吹雨淋么?我可不喜欢!所以我才哇哇乱叫,吃的是人家的残骸。哼,下一个就吃你!
Angry Finch
Angry Finch
愤怒的鸣鸟
曾经有条虫子想试试我,你才后来怎么着?我把它的肝脏和着蚕豆下酒了。
Angry Goose
Angry Goose
愤怒的鹅
Get off my damn lawn!
从老子的草坪上滚出去!
Angry Hawk
Angry Hawk
愤怒的鹰
You are a rude, thoughtless pig!
你这头又没礼貌又没思想的猪!
Angry Penguin
Angry Penguin
愤怒的企鹅
That's the last time you will mock my stroll. I will digest you tomorrow if you keep it up!
这是我最后一次容忍你嘲笑我走路的姿势,你明天再敢笑就把你吞了!
Angry Pigeons
Angry Pigeons
愤怒的鸽子
往你头上撒点便便你就知道我们有多愤怒了。
Angry Robin
Angry Robin
愤怒的知更鸟
No, I will not rock for you. Have you any idea how many times I heard that reference?
滚,我不会摇给你看的!一天到晚都有人叫我摇烦死了!(MJ有首歌叫《Rockin' Robin》)
Angry Seagull
Angry Seagull
愤怒的海鸥
I'm sorry. There's no room for a duck on my pond! GTFO!
抱歉啊,没地方给你这只鸭子呆了,滚出我的池塘!