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背景：大家都知道Sheldon的无敌石头剪子布，究竟是怎么玩呢？听谢耳朵讲堂吧~

-Sheldon：Oh, look, Saturn 3 is on.
-Raj：I don't want to watch Saturn 3. Deep Space Nine is better.
-Sheldon：How is Deep Space Nine better than Saturn 3?
-Raj：Simple ___1___ will tell you it's six better.
-Leonard：Compromise. Watch Babylon 5.
-Sheldon：In what sense is that a compromise?
-Leonard：Well, five is ___2___ between three... Never mind.
-Raj：I'll tell you what. How about we go rock-paper-scissors?
-Sheldon：Ooh, I don't think so. Anecdotal evidence suggests that in the game of rock-paper-scissors, players familiar with each other will tie 75 to 80% of the time due to the limited number of outcomes. I suggest rock-paper-scissors- lizard-Spock.
-Raj：What?
-Sheldon：It's very simple. Scissors cuts paper. Paper covers rock. ___________3__________. Lizard poisons Spock. Spock smashes scissors. Scissors decapitates lizard. Lizard eats paper. Paper ___4___ Spock. Spock vaporizes rock. And as it always has, rock crushes scissors.
-Raj：Okay, I think I got it.
-Sheldon and Raj：Rock-paper-scissors- lizard-Spock!
-Howard：Hello, boys.
-Leonard：Ahoy, matey.
-Howard：Noticed the eye patch, did you? It's all part of a technique I've been studying for picking up women. You employ a visual display designed to make yourself distinctive and memorable.
-Sheldon：Oh, yes, like the male peacock with brilliant plumage or the rutting baboon with engorged hindquarters.
-Leonard：Or in this case, the bar mitzvah boy with ___5___.
-Howard：Mock me if you will, but it works. You show up at a club in something distinctive, scope out your target and toss out some negs.
-Raj：What are negs?
-Howard：A neg is a negative compliment that throws a pretty woman off her game, like "Normally, I'm not turned on by big teeth, but on you, they work." I got a whole list of them. Who wants to be my wingman?
-Leonard：You're not gonna need a wingman. You're gonna need a ___6___.
subtraction partway Rock crushes lizard disproves pinkeye paramedic
看啊 正在放"土星三号"呢 我不想看"土星三号" "深空九号"更好看 "深空九号"哪有"土星三号"好看 简单的减法告诉你 好看六个数儿 折衷一下 看"巴比伦五号"好了 这是哪门子折衷啊? 恩 五处在三和九之间...算了 要不这样 我们来用石头剪子布决定 不行 我不干。数据统计显示 在石头-剪子-布中由于出法太少 相熟的玩家 有75%到80%的可能性会打平，我建议采用石头-剪刀-布-蜥蜴-史波克 什么 很简单，剪子剪布。布包石头。石头压蜥蜴，蜥蜴毒死史波克，史波克轰碎剪子。剪子腰斩蜥蜴，蜥蜴吃布，布否定史波克，史波克蒸发石头。再加上一如既往的规则 石头砸剪子。 行啊 我应该会玩了 石头-剪刀-布-蜥蜴-史波克 嗨 伙计们 啊嗬 朋友 看见这个眼罩了，对吧！这是我泡妞宝典中的一种技巧，给别人视觉上的冲击力 让你显的与众不同。 就像雄孔雀有漂亮的羽毛 或者发情的狒狒有隆起的臀部一样 或者可以这么说 像一个得红眼病的犹太男。 尽管嘲笑我吧 不过这招确实有用 你穿成这样去泡吧 寻找你的目标 然后抛出几句"反话" 啥叫"反话"? 就是反向的恭维 让漂亮女性忘了她们的小缺陷 好比这样 "通常情况 牙有些大的女士 不会让我动心 但你就不一样了"我有一大堆招数呢 谁想做我的泡妞搭档 你用不着找个泡妞搭档，你应该找个护理搭档。 ——译文来自: 啊呜啊妙