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背景:Leonard和Lelile约会,Sheldon这个大灯泡咋办……

-Sheldon:Great news. My mom sent me my old Nintendo 64.
-Leonard:Terrific
-Sheldon:You know what this means, don't you? Break out the red bull, it's time to rock Mario, old school.
-Leonard:I kind of have other plans tonight.
-Sheldon:But it's Friday. Friday's always vintage game night. Look, mom included the memory card. We can pick up right where I left off in 1999 when I had ___1___ anemia.
-Leonard:Well, the thing is, someone's coming over.
-Sheldon:Okay, no problem. I have three controllers. _______2________.
-Leonard:Sheldon, it's a date. I have a date coming over.
-Sheldon:Well, ____________________3____________________.
-Leonard:Why? What's so unusual about me having a date?
-Sheldon:Well, statistically speaking...
-Leonard:All right, all right. Well, nevertheless, I have one now and I'd appreciate it if you would, you know, ____________4___________.
-Sheldon:Leonard, I'm a published theoretical physicist with two doctorates and an IQ which can't be accurately measured by normal tests. How much scarcer could I be?
-Leonard:You know what I mean. Could you just give us a little privacy?
-Sheldon:You want me to leave the apartment?
-Leonard:Yes.
-Sheldon:You mean, just go someplace else and be... someplace else?
-Leonard:Yes.
-Sheldon:Well, why should I leave? This is my apartment, too.
-Leonard:I know it is, and ________________________5_____________________, I'd be more than happy to get out of your way.
-Sheldon:Well, all right then.
-Penny:Sheldon, what are you doing?
-Sheldon:Playing super Mario on a poorly coded Nintendo 64 emulator.
-Penny:Yeah, but why are you doing it on the stairs?
-Sheldon:I am a modern day Napoleon exiled to the Elba of the staircase because Leonard, get this, has a date.
-Penny:Oh. Well, good for him. Yeah, but why are you sitting here? Why don't you just go to a movie or something?
-Sheldon:Alone?
-Penny:Yeah, why not?
-Sheldon:What if I choke on my popcorn? Who will administer the heimlich maneuver?
-Penny:Well, then don't order popcorn.
-Sheldon:No popcorn at the mov... listen to yourself.
-Penny:Why don't you go to a coffee shop?
-Sheldon:I don't drink coffee.
-Penny:They have other things.
-Sheldon:What do they have?
-Penny:I don't know. You know, ___6___, pastries...
-Sheldon:Pastries such as bear claws?
-Penny:Yeah, sure.
-Sheldon:I don't like bear claws.
pernicious The more the merrier you can't blame me for not jumping to that conclusion make yourself scarce if science ever discovers a second member of your species and you two would like some privacy cookies