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On the bus a man discovered a pickpocket's hand thrust into his pocket. "Sorry," he said to the pickpocket, "you are too late. My wife did it before you."
在公共汽车上,有个人发现小偷把手伸到了他的口袋里。 “对不起,”他对小偷说,“你太晚了,我妻子在你之前就做过同样的事情了。”