《他没那么喜欢你》:其实每次都是我们被甩
I used to think that I had never been dumped.Yeah,then we started comparing notes. Then we realized we've been dumped by every man we've ever been with. Every one.Yeah. But they do it so skillfully.Mm-H. They just so sneakly that you think it was your idea. Yeah.You're sitting back and you're like:oh,yrah,this is my idea.But wait a second,why am I alone? Why am I unhappy?Why have I gained 20 pounds?They Jedi mind-trick you. Yes,they do.Yeah.So they do a soft pass. Yeah.They got little lines they like to tell you. Like,"I don't wanna stand in your way." Or,"You are so perfect,it's just I have to work on myself." Right."I'm just thinking of your happiness." Oh,"I don't deserve you."That's my favorite one.You know the other one I like? "I am so jealous of the guy who gets to marry you.Well,that could have been you." Yeah.That's what I was leaving towards. Yeah.And the second you hear that run to the store,get yourself some ribs and some ice cream because you have been dumped.