《他没那么喜欢你》：短信展现不出我的魅力（选段）
He's totally leaving his wife for me.That's crazy.That's crazy.We hardly know each other. I don't know.I mean,look at Becca. You know,my sister's friend. One guy waits on her at Bennigan's... and by the end of the meal,they both knew they had found the one. You're right.You're totally right.I mean,it could happen,right? Not for me. What about texter? Texter has yet to make verbal contact. I mean,this guy could've had surgery,leaving him without a voice box breathing through a stoma... and I would never know because I've never actually heard his voice. Well,I doubt he has a stoma. That's not the point.I can't text.You know,I'm not charming via text.