《Fashion Police》是目前美国最火的时尚评论节目，最新一期中他们比较了范冰冰和詹尼佛·洛佩兹的撞衫。范爷和洛佩兹大姐同样穿着了黎巴嫩高级时装设计师Elie Saab设计的礼服，不过同一件衣服介个展示效果却是天壤之别……

-Let's start our bitch Jennifer Lopez versus the No. 1 star in China. This girl is so hot. Her name is Fan Bingbing. And they are both wearing a dress by Elie Saab.

-Anyone who doesn't know who Fan Bingbing is, be careful when you Google Fan Bingbing, do not Google Fan Bangbang. This is a whole different website. They check away my computer if it is OK.（此句实在搞不清楚，请高手指正）

-She's got a golden egg! Am I right? She has a golden egg. I'm obsessed with that bag and the turban. Er...I find enough about Fan Bingbing.

-You know the story.

-She went to the Elie Saab show and you know, they gave her this beautiful, you know crystal camisole, and cardigan. And she...（哥已经笑得不知道在说啥了） goes to the show and that's the camisole wrapped on her head.

-What?

-That's not a turban.

-I thought it was a turban.

-No, she wrapped the camisole around her head.

-I love her even more! I love her even more! How cool!

-I know.

-That's called style.

-It's amazing when you see her put them together. Though how plain, sorry to say this Jennifer Lopez, but it just doesn't look anything compare to Fan Bingbing, I mean cuz the way she styled it.

-Of these two who do you think was better, J.Lo or that wonderful Fan Bingbingbingbingbing...?

-Fan Bingbing!（一致通过，范爷V5）

-Absoultely!

洛佩兹大姐乃也太朴实了，看看范爷，不仅搭了闪亮亮的小外衣，还捧着“金蛋”、裹了头巾（某男：这不是头巾是背心！你要哥说几遍啊！），把主持人们闪得语无伦次，一个个高呼范邦邦（误）……

好吧，乃们很鸡冻，偶们听写音频很痛苦，其中不正确的地方请大家多多指正啦~~