猫咪求抚摸

The kitty decides when it's petting time.

猫咪求抚摸的时候，别不理人家。

不要打我的头！

Do not pet the kitty like this. It's wrong.

但是你不要像哄小孩一样哄你的猫咪。

嗯嗯不错

If the kitty purrs, you are doing a satisfactory job.

如果猫咪开始哼哼了，说明它对你的表现还算满意。

喵喵~呼噜~

If the kitty dozes off, you are doing an excellent job.

猫咪睡着了，说明你的抚摸很给力！

嗯？

If the kitty is staring at you with their ears pointed backwards, you are doing an unsatisfactory job.

如果猫猫默默地看着你，说明你惹它不爽了……

肚子疼~喵

If the kitty exposes their belly, it is an invitation for a tummy rub.

如果猫猫肚皮朝天躺着，说明它希望你揉揉它可爱的小肚子。

啊！你挠我！

An exposed belly, however, can also mean the kitty wants to ensnare you into a whiskered bear trap composed of claws, teeth and agony.

但是也有可能是猫猫想玩你，你的手一伸过来，迎接你的却是尖牙利爪……

看我眼神！

The trick is to look into their eyes first. What do you see? Empathy or murder?

记住千万先观察猫猫的眼神——你看到了啥？是无辜，还是不怀好意？

表丢下人家~喵

Do not prematurely end the petting session.

不要摸两下就完事然后走人。

让你睡让你睡！

If you do, your kitty will log the time and make up the deficit later.

不然猫猫会掐准时间，午夜时分来骚扰你的……