Miles: Hey, man, what’s wrong with your radio?
Sam: I’m gonna drive her home tonight.
Miles: What? She’s an evil jock concubine, man, let her hitchhike.
Sam: She lives 10 miles from here, all right? You got to be understanding here, all right?
Miles: All right, we’ll put her in the back, I’ll be quiet.
Sam: Did you say, “ Put her in the back?”
Miles: I called shotgun.
Sam: I’m not putting her in the back. You got to get out of my car.
Miles: That’s a party foul.
Sam: What rules?
Miles: Bros before hos.
Sam: Miles, I’m begging you get out of my car, okay.
Miles: You can’t do this to me.
Sam: You got to get out of my car right now. Mikaela. It’s Sam. I hope I didn’t get you stranded or anything. You sure. So, listen. I was wondering if I could ride you home. I mean, give you a ride home in my car, to your home.
Mikaela: I can’t believe that I’m here right now.
Sam: You can duck down if you want, I mean, it won’t hurt my feelings.
Mikaela: Oh, no, no, I didn’t mean here with you. I just meant here, like, in this situation, this same situation that I’m always in. ‘ Cause, I don’t know. I guess I just have a weakness for hot guys, for tight abs and really big arms.