How to tell if your boyfriend is a slob
如何知道你的男朋友是不是一个邋遢鬼

Hello.
嗨。

All right.
好啊。

What have you been doing?
你在干什么呢?

Watching TV.
看电视。

Again?
又在看电视?

Yeah...
是……

What have you eaten?
你吃过饭了吗?

I got a takeaway pizza.
我点了外卖的匹萨。

Have you had a shave?
你刮胡子了吗?

No.
没有。

Have you had a shower?
你洗澡了吗?

No.
没有。

You haven’t even changed your clothes!
你都没换衣服!

I’m relaxing!
我在放松嘛!

Look, this place is a mess.
你看看,这地方可真够乱的!

A mess?
乱吗?

Yes. Look – you’ve got takeaway food boxes and empty drink cans everywhere.
乱。看看你– 把外卖打包盒和空易拉罐扔得到处都是。

It’s just home. It’s my personal space.
这是在家嘛。是我的私人空间。

Well, it’s also my personal space. Listen, honey, can you just tidy up a bit?
好吧,可这也是我的私人空间。听着,亲爱的,你能不能把家里稍微收拾一下?

To tidy up?
收拾?

Yes. You know. Put things in the bin. Wash up the dishes.
对。你明白我在说什么。把东西扔到垃圾箱里。把盘子洗掉。

Okay I’ll do it later.
好,我等会儿就干。

Later when?
什么时候?

Later.
等会儿。

Do you know something? You’re a slob.
你知道吗?你就是个邋遢男。

A what?
是什么?

A slob.
邋遢男。

I’m just an ordinary guy.
我就是个正常人。

No you’re not. You’re a...
不,你不正常。你是个……

...slob. I get it.
……邋遢男。我知道了。