Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.

老师：玛利亚，去地图上把北美洲指出来。

Maria: Here it is.

玛利亚：在这里。

Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?

老师：没错。现在、同学们，是谁发现了美洲呀？

Class: Maria.

全班：玛利亚

Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

老师：约翰，你干嘛趴在地上做乘法题啊？

John: You told me to do it without using tables.

约翰：你不是说不准用桌子吗……（table有两个意思：乘法表和桌子）

Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile"?

老师：格林，你怎么拼写“鳄鱼”？

Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L

格林：K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L

Teacher: No, that's wrong.

老师：不对，错了。

Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

格林：也许吧，但是你问我、我怎么拼的嘛！

(I love this kid)

（我爱这个小鬼）

Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

老师：唐纳，水的化学公式是什么？

Donald: H I J K L M N O.

唐纳：H I J K L M N O。

Teacher: What are you talking about?

老师：你在说什么呀？

Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

唐纳：昨天你说的啊：“从H到O”（H2O，小鬼理解成H to O了）

Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.

老师：温妮，说出一样“十年前我们没有、现在很重要”的东西。

Winnie: Me!

温妮：我！

Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?

老师：格林，为什么你总那么脏呢？

Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

格林：我离地比你近啊……

Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."

老师：米莉，用“I”开头造个句。

Millie: I is...

米莉：I is...

Teacher: No Millie...Always say, "I am."

老师：不对米莉，用“I”的时候我们都说“I am”。

Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

米莉：那好吧……“我是字母表里的第九个”。

Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

老师：现在，西蒙，老实告诉我，你吃饭前都祈祷吗？

Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

西蒙：不，老师，我犯不着。我妈煮的菜挺好吃的。

Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

老师：哈罗德，那种人家已经不想听了他还不停讲话的人叫什么？

Harold: A teacher.

哈罗德：老师呗。

 


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