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an Al-Anon meeting

We lied on television from the news desk.
It was a pretty harmless lie, wasn't it?
You know how many air hours I've spent railing against lying, calling people out on it? We're the news and we're all gonna know we lied for the rest of our lives. All right, so it turns out you know what you're doing. So I'm sorry I've been a jerk. Obviously the reason I can't sleep is the Santorum aide. And I haven't talked to anyone about it, so I was trying to...
Bacon.
What?
The bacon, egg, and cheese sandwiches. Bacon has tyramine, which increases the release of norepinephrine, which is a neurostimulant.
When did you figure that out?
When you said you made bacon, egg, and cheese sandwiches.
That was like an hour ago!
Yeah. Will, listen, and I'm going to write you a mild prescription, but you should come back. If you don't like me, see someone else. But see someone. You've had a lot going on for a long time. Very serious stuff. And, by the way, you should be at an Al-Anon meeting.

我们在新闻间里对着电视镜头撒了谎。
无伤大雅的小谎而已。不是吗？
你知道我花了多长时间拆穿谎言，点名道姓地叫板吗？我们是新闻人，这辈子都会记得自己撒了谎。好吧，原来你的确有两手。我刚才很混蛋，抱歉。很明显，我睡不着是因为桑托勒姆的助手。而我没跟别人说过，所以我想...
培根。
什么？
培根鸡蛋芝士三明治。培根里有酪胺，能加速去甲肾上腺素的分泌，是种神经兴奋剂。
你什么时候想到的？
你提到培根鸡蛋芝士三明治的时候。
那是一小时之前了。
没错。
威尔，我会给你开一剂温和的药。但你该继续来，你若不喜欢我，去找别人。但你要和人谈谈，你强撑太久了，情况很严重，还有你应该参加一次匿名戒酒会。

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