Hints：

West Coast

Ambien

Triborough Bridge

Groucho

Stand here on this spot.
What are you doing?
Administering an eye exam.
Excellent.
Read the top line.
E.
Next line.
I don't know why people think there's a problem with health care in this country. Our current system is fine.
Next line.
L, G. The next line, R, T, Z, the Greek letter for pi, then geometric symbol for congruent, and something off the table of natural elements.
Great, put your tie back on and get in the studio so we can retape that for the West Coast. What's the problem?
I didn't get much sleep last night.
How much is not much?
None.
Seriously?
I went to bed at midnight, didn't fall asleep.
Is this the first time that's happened?
No.
So the second time?
I'm having a little bout with insomnia.
Have you tried Ambien?
I don't want to wake up in the middle of the Triborough Bridge, eating scrambled eggs in my pajamas.
How those eggs got into my pajamas I'll never know.
You shouldn't do Groucho.
But seriously, you need to sleep or you're gonna forget to thank people for washing us.

站到这里来。
干什么？
给你测一下视力。
真行。
第一行是什么？
E．
下一行？
真不明白，怎么会有人觉得现行的医保制度有问题，这样不是挺好的嘛。
下一行。
L，G，下一行，R、T、Z。希腊字母π，几何学里的"全等"符号，还有某种化学元素符号。
很好，戴上领带回到演播室去，给西海岸的观众重录一个结尾。怎么了？
我昨晚没睡好。
怎么个没睡好？
一点没睡
真的吗？
我半夜躺下来一直没睡着。
这是你第一次失眠吗？
不是？
第二次吗？
我失眠有一阵子了。
吃过安眠药了吗？
我可不想一觉醒来发现自己在三区大桥上，穿着睡衣吃炒鸡蛋。
鸡蛋怎么跑进我睡衣里了呀？
不要模仿格劳乔。
你真得好好睡觉，否则会忘记感谢观众的"收刊"。

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