英国人有他们独特的英式幽默，他们流传的英语冷笑话让人会心一笑，今天，小编给同学们收集、整理了几则特别有趣的英语冷笑话，希望大家能开心开心，一起来看看吧！   一、 [en] Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?" "I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered. "You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents

冷笑话的英文： the not funny joke sick jokefunny是什么意思： adj. 滑稽的，好笑的 n. 笑话

理了几则特别有趣的英语冷笑话，希望大家能开心开心，一起来看看吧！   一、 [en] One night just before Valentine's Day a woman had a lovely dream about a beautiful necklace. When she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamt that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day. What do you think it could mean?" "You'll find out on Valentine's Day." he said with a knowing smile. On Valentine's Day, the man gave his delighted wife a beautifully wrapped package. Excitedly, she opened it, only to find a book entitled "The Meaning of Dreams". [/en] [cn] 情人节前一天，一个女人做了个项链的梦。 当她醒来，她和她丈夫说：“我刚梦到你情人节给了我一根珍珠项链。你说那是什么含义呢？”。 “到情人节那天你就会知道了。”他笑着说。 情人节那天，男人给了他老婆一个礼盒。 她很兴奋地打开，看到的却是一本书，书名是《梦的解析》。 [/cn]   二、 [en] An artist was part of an exhibition, and he asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings that were currently on display. "I've got good news and bad news," the owner replied. "Give me the good news first," the artist demanded. "The good news is that a gentleman inquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. When I told him it would, he bought all 15 of your paintings." "That's wonderful!" the artist exclaimed, "What could the bad news possibly be?" With concern, the gallery owner replied, "The gentleman in question was your doctor." [/en] [cn] 一位艺术家在一个画廊办了个展览，他问店主是否有人对他参展的画感兴趣。 “我有一个好消息和一个坏消息。”店主回答。 “先告诉我好消息。”画家要求道。 “好消息是一位绅士询问了你的作品，还问它是否会在你死后增。我告诉他会的，然后他买冷笑话让人会心一笑，今天，小编给同学们收集、整理了几则特别有趣的英语冷笑话下了你所有的15幅画作。” “那太棒了！”画家惊叹。“那么什么会是坏消息呢？” 店主想了想之后说：“问那个问题的是你的医生”。 [/cn]   哈哈，有没有get到这几则冷笑话的笑点呢？喜欢就收藏起来吧~

很好。” The plural Form of "Child" Teacher: What is the plural of man, Tom? Tom: Men. Teacher: Good. And the plural of child? Tom: Twins. "孩子"的复数形式 老师：汤姆，‘男人’这个词的复数形式是什么? 汤姆：男人们。 老师：答得好。那‘孩子’的复数形式呢? 汤姆：双胞胎。 When Do People Talk Least? Student A: When do people talk least? Student B: In February. Student A: Why? Student B: Because February is the shortest month of a year. 人们什么时候说话最少? 学生甲：人们在什么时候说话最少? 学生乙：在二月。 学生甲：为什么呢? 学生乙：因为二月是一年中最短的一个月。 The Reason of Being Late Teacher: Johnny, why are you late for school every morning? Johnny: Every time I come to the corner, a guidepost says, 'School -- Go Slow'. 迟到的原因 老　师：约翰尼，为什么你每天早晨都迟到? 约翰尼：每当我经过学校附近的拐角处，就见路牌上写着‘学校-缓行’。

英国人有他们独特的英式幽默，他们流传的英语冷笑话让人会心一笑，今天，小编给同学们收集、整冷笑话让人会心一笑，今天，小编给同学们收集、整理了几则特别有趣的英语冷笑话，希望大家能开心开心，一起来看看吧！   一、 [en] The little girl did not like the look of the barking dog. "It's all right," said a gentleman, "don't be afraid. Don't you know the proverb: Barking dogs don't bite?" "Ah, yes," answered the little girl. "I know the proverb, but does the dog know the proverb, too?" [/en] [cn] 一个小女孩非常不喜欢狗狂叫的样子。 “没有关系，”一位先生说，“不用害怕，你知道这条谚语吗：‘吠狗不咬人。’” “啊，我是知道，可是狗也知道吗？” [/cn]   二、 [en] One student to another: "How are your English lessons coming along?" "Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me." [/en] [cn] 一位学生对另一位说：“你的英语最近学的怎么样?” “很好，我过去不懂英国人说话，可现在是英国人不懂我的话了。” [/cn]   三、 [en] An old lady who was very deaf and who thought everything too dear, went into a shop and asked the shopman:' How much this stuff?' 'Seven dollars, Madam, it is very cheap.' The lady said, 'It is too much, give it to me for fourteen.' 'I did not say seventeen dollars, but seven.' 'It is still too much,' replied the old lady, 'give it to me for five.' [/en] [cn] 一位耳聋并且总是嫌东西太贵的老太太走进一家商店。 她问店员：“这东西要多少钱？” “七美元，太太，这是很便宜的。” 老太太说：“太贵了，十四美元差不多。” 店员忙说：“我没说十七美元，是七美元。” “还是太贵，”老太太说：“五美元，我就买啦。” [/cn]   哈哈，有没有get到这几则冷笑话的笑点呢？喜欢就收藏起来吧~

了解一点优秀的古典音乐，就安排了一天下午去听音乐会。为了使这次活动能给大家留下更深的印象，她请大家喝柠檬汽水、吃点心、巧克力和冰淇淋。在大家回来上汽车的时候，她问小萨莉：“你今天玩得好吗?” “噢，好极了，小姐，” 萨莉说，“除了音乐其它都很好。” (4) The plural Form of "Child" Teacher: What is the plural of man, Tom? Tom: Men. Teacher: Good. And the plural of child? Tom: Twins. "孩子"的复数形式 老师：汤姆，‘男人’这个词的复数形式是什么? 汤姆：男人们。 老师：答得好。那‘孩子’的复数形式呢? 汤姆：双胞胎。

【主讲老师简介】 Shawn Gilbert：师从美国老师，美音小王子，曾给IBM等世界500强公司做过翻译，在商务英语，美语发音，雅思和口语翻译等方面有丰富的教学经验，喜欢对学生说：“Do as foreigners do when you speak English.” 【课程回顾】 更多课程直播，戳我下载CCtalk>>>和大家一起快乐学！ 【本课重点】 这么冷，你造吗？ A bald man took a seat in a beauty shop.“How can I help you?” asked the stylist.“I went for a hair transplant,” the guy explained,“But I couldn’t stand the pain.If you can make my hair look like yours without causing me any discomfort,I will pay you $5000.” “No problem,” said the stylist,and he quickly shaved his head. Vocabulary bald[bɔ:ld]: adj. 秃头的; 光秃的  stylist: n. 发型师; 造型设计师  transplant: n. （器官、皮肤、头发等的） 移植  透心凉，心飞扬 Dan is teaching his son how to box. As he does so, he left his friend, "This is a tough world, so I’m teaching my boy to fight.” Friend: "But suppose he comes up againstsomeone much bigger than he is, who’s also been taught how to box.“ Dan: "I’m teaching him how to run, too." Vocabulary tough: adj. 难办的; 牢固的，强壮的; 粗暴的  come up against: 遇到    （更多精彩内容请查看视频，快来听肖恩老师的最冷英语段子吧！）   想在线直播收看英文名师讲解课程？ 戳我下载CCtalk>>>和大家一起学习吧！ 声明：本文系沪江英语原创内容，转载请注明出处。本文仅代表作者个人观点，仅供参考。如有不妥之处，欢迎指正。

冷笑话就是其实一点都不好笑的笑话，非常无聊的笑话，但是可以达到精神上放松的目的，因为这种笑话理解起来不动脑筋，很轻松，但是能回味悠长。下面是编者为你整理的经典冷笑话。

大家有没有这样的经历，和老外讲笑话，无论笑话冷热与否，常常遭遇比冷笑话还要冷的冷场，爆冷，简直是一路撒冷，只剩下我们一脸华丽的黑线；而我们在看美剧的时候，也常常听不懂男女猪脚搞笑的对话。 本期沪江网校外语角主题：英语冷笑话，热烈讲起来。我们和大家一起分享英语笑话，评析英语幽默思维，帮助大家更好地用英语展现幽默！这需要：漂亮地道的发音、恰到好处的神态以及符合情景的语气语调。当然啦，还需要具备一个活泼开朗的心~~看你能否通过讲述英文笑话而让外国人狂笑不止。有什么包袱赶紧抖出来。火速预约，英语笑话不再冷，本周三晚七点钟>>预约入口  英语冷笑话，热烈讲起来！！ 活动时间：3月30日(星期三) 19:00 - 20:00 活动地点：语音大厅 主讲人：小方 导播：小珂 主要活动内容： 英语语言笑话以及"笑"果分析 1. 词多义“笑”果 2. 谐音“笑”果 3. 多词一义“笑”果 想来听笑话的筒子注意了!!! 自己需要准备几个冷笑话的哦 只要是与英语有关的 冷度不限~~~ 英语“笑”果也可以犹如油炸冰欺凌外热内冷。更多“笑”果敬请期待，赶紧去预约>> 还不清楚沪江网校语音活动是啥米？戳此为你细细说来>>    更多精彩：沪江网校公开课专题>>

冷笑话一般都超出常规的思维，不符合逻辑和生活实际，让人听了觉得一愣；虽然有些冷笑话挺好玩，但无论怎样，这种笑话听了也不会像那些听“正常”笑话后一样开怀大笑；脑筋急转弯就是一种冷笑话。