【好运查莉】S01E02(6)PJ带错宝宝回家
PJ带错宝宝回家。
Hints:
Charlie
PJ
Emma
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Now watch closely. In this hand I have a quarter. And in the other, an ordinary egg. Now I put them in this hat, spin them around a little and presto.
Just out of curiosity, what was supposed to happen?
I love this baby. Anytime she wants to go to the park, sign me up.
What happened to you?
Let's just say Charlie made a friend, PJ made a friend.
Oh, and did either you or your friend bother to change a diaper?
There's no time for that. I was too busy talking to Emma.
Who's Emma?
A vision. An angel. The girl who's moved into my heart.
Did you tell her about the vacancy in your brain?
PJ?
What?
You brought home the wrong baby.
What? I did not.
Take a look! Wrong parts.
There's nothing wrong with those parts.
现在看好了,我这只手里有一枚硬币。而这只手,拿的是一个普通鸡蛋。现在我把它们放进这个帽子里,转上一小圈。然后转眼间~~(鸡蛋碎了)
好奇地问一句,这个魔术本该是什么结果?
我喜欢这个宝宝。不管她什么时候想上公园,尽管找我。
你中什么邪了?
这么说吧,Charlie交了个朋友,PJ也交上了个朋友。
噢,那你或者你的朋友有没有帮着换尿布呢?
根本没时间换,我忙着和Emma聊天呢。
Emma是谁?
我的梦中情人,一个天使,一个占据我心扉的女孩。
你有没有告诉她你脑袋里空空如也这个事实呢?
PJ?
怎么了?
你把别人的宝宝带回家来了。
什么?我才没有。
你自己看看,生理结构不对!
起码他那个地方的功能还很正常。