网友恶搞《哈利•波特》剧照 伏地魔也卖了一回萌
作者:沪江英语
2011-07-28 13:00
1 乌姆里奇衣服好漂亮
Voldemort:Oh my God, I love your shirt! Where did you get it?
伏地魔:矮油~好稀饭你这件衣服!哪买的??
Dumbledore: = =
邓布利多:= =
Umbridge: It was my mom's in the 80's.
乌姆里奇:这是我麻麻上世纪80年代衣服来的。
Voldemort: Vintage. So adorable.
伏地魔:复古风,好漂酿~!
Umbridge: Thanks!
乌姆里奇:谢谢!
Dumbledore: = =
邓布利多:= =
Voldemort: That is the ugliest f*ing shirt I've ever seen.
伏地魔:我×,这是我见过最难看的衣服了。
Dumbledore: I know!
邓布利多:我懂的!!
2 伏地魔杀死斯内普真相
Voldemort killed me, because I had a beautiful nose and a full head of hair.
伏地魔把我杀了是因为我有漂亮的鼻子,而且还有满满一头的秀发。
3 抱抱团
free hugs
爱的抱抱@@
4 抱我
Voldemort: Give me a hug!!
伏地魔:抱我!!
Malfoy: !!!
马尔福:额滴个神哪!!
5 西弗勒斯迟到原因
Voldemore: Severus...You are late.
伏地魔:西弗勒斯...你迟到了。
Severus: My lord...I brought tacos.
西弗勒斯:大王...我买了炸玉米卷哟。
6 哈利不懂礼貌
Harry Potter: Why don't you have a nose?
哈利波特:(魔魔叔叔)你怎么没有鼻子呀?
Voldemore: = =
伏地魔:= =
Dumbledore: Oh my God Harry, you ,can't just ask people why they don't have a nose...
邓布利多:天哪,哈利,你不能这么直接问人家为什么人家没有鼻子的啦...
7 蝙蝠侠反派人物客串
It's simple, kill the Batman.
解决问题很简单,杀了蝙蝠侠就行。
Who is the guy?
蝙蝠侠是哪位...?
8 伏地魔请客
Harry Potter...the boy who lived...come for pie.
哈利·波特...活下来的男孩...来吃饼吧!╮(╯▽╰)╭
9 社交网络客串
Want a hug?
想让我抱抱吗?
马克·扎克伯格:= =
伏地魔:O(∩_∩)O(卖萌啊!!!这个世界连伏地魔都会卖萌啦!!)