Gargamel: What? Smurfs. Why won’t they just die? Monty, retrieve them?
Clumsy: He exists, all right. He and his stinky cat and his dodo bird. They’ve been terrorizing us the entire journey. He didn’t like us from the start. He never could find our village. So then he made a plan to capture us all. And then when Gargamel created Smurfette. Anyways.
Storm: Hold up. Smurfette was created by this Gargamel? I knew I didn’t trust her.
Clumsy: Oh, you’d like her if you get to know her. She’s just like you, but nice.
Storm: Hold on, we got a bogey coming in.
Clumsy: That’s no bogey. That’s Gargamel’s big dumb bird.
Storm: Here, you fly.
Clumsy: Uh, that’s not a great idea. Flying not really my thing.