生活大爆炸:SO1EO7（3） 晨间安排
来源：沪江听写酷
2011-10-23 21:00
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背景：Penny无家可归，她真的可以成功留宿Sheldon的公寓么~
-Leonard：Penny, if you promise not to chew the ___1___ off our bones while we sleep, you can stay.
-Penny：What?
-Sheldon：He's engaging in reductio ad absurdum. It's the logical fallacy of extending someone's argument to ridiculous proportions and then criticizing the result. And I do not appreciate it.
-Leonard：I'll get you a blanket and a ___2___.
-Sheldon：Okay, well, since I'm obviously being ignored here, let's go over the morning ___3___. I use the bathroom from 7:00 to 7:20. Plan your ablutions and bodily functions accordingly.
-Penny：How am I supposed to plan my bodily functions?
-Sheldon：I suggest no ___4___ after 11:00 p.m.
-Leonard：Here you go.
-Penny：Thanks, Leonard.
-Sheldon：Wrong.
-Penny：I'm listening.
-Sheldon：Your head goes on the other end.
-Penny：Why?
-Sheldon：__________5__________. A bed, even a temporary bed, is always oriented with the headboard away from the door. It serves the ancient imperative of protecting oneself against marauders.
-Penny：I'll risk it. Anything else should I know?
-Sheldon：Yes, if you use my toothbrush, I'll jump out that window. Please don't come to my ___6___. Have a good night.
-Leonard：Sorry about that.
-Penny：That's okay.
-Leonard：FYI，his toothbrush is the red one in the Plexiglas case under the UV light.
-Penny：Got it.
-Leonard：Well, _____7______.
-Penny：Thanks.
小提示: 听听宅男们的囧言囧语，填写对话缺失的部分, 不用带数字序号。注意句子开头要大写哦
<注意这里>若页面过长造成听写不便，在听写框的右上角点击“弹出答题纸”即可。
如果喜欢TBBT，欢迎把这段欢乐故事推荐给你的好友哦！~\(≧▽≦)/~
背景：Penny无家可归，她真的可以成功留宿Sheldon的公寓么~
-Leonard：Penny, if you promise not to chew the ___1___ off our bones while we sleep, you can stay.
-Penny：What?
-Sheldon：He's engaging in reductio ad absurdum. It's the logical fallacy of extending someone's argument to ridiculous proportions and then criticizing the result. And I do not appreciate it.
-Leonard：I'll get you a blanket and a ___2___.
-Sheldon：Okay, well, since I'm obviously being ignored here, let's go over the morning ___3___. I use the bathroom from 7:00 to 7:20. Plan your ablutions and bodily functions accordingly.
-Penny：How am I supposed to plan my bodily functions?
-Sheldon：I suggest no ___4___ after 11:00 p.m.
-Leonard：Here you go.
-Penny：Thanks, Leonard.
-Sheldon：Wrong.
-Penny：I'm listening.
-Sheldon：Your head goes on the other end.
-Penny：Why?
-Sheldon：__________5__________. A bed, even a temporary bed, is always oriented with the headboard away from the door. It serves the ancient imperative of protecting oneself against marauders.
-Penny：I'll risk it. Anything else should I know?
-Sheldon：Yes, if you use my toothbrush, I'll jump out that window. Please don't come to my ___6___. Have a good night.
-Leonard：Sorry about that.
-Penny：That's okay.
-Leonard：FYI，his toothbrush is the red one in the Plexiglas case under the UV light.
-Penny：Got it.
-Leonard：Well, _____7______.
-Penny：Thanks.
flesh
pillow
schedule
liquids
It's culturally universal
funeral
sleep tight
-Leonard：Penny,如果你保证不在我们睡着时从我们骨头上剔肉吃，你可以留下。(chew：嚼；flesh：肉)
-Penny：什么?
-Sheldon：他使用了归谬法。把论点扩展成荒谬的逻辑谬论然后对其结论进行批判。我不赞同这样。（engaging in：使用；reductio ad absurdum：归谬法，即说明某一命题的反面为荒谬，以证明该命题为正确；fallacy：谬误；proportion：部分）
-Leonard：我去给你拿毯子和枕头。
-Sheldon：好吧，既然我明显被无视，咱们来回顾一下早晨的时间安排。我7点到7点20之间要用卫生间。请相应安排你的洗漱和生理需要。（go over：回顾；schedule：安排；ablutions：洗漱；bodily：人体的）
-Penny：我怎么能安排自己的生理需要?
-Sheldon：我建议你11点以后别喝水。
-Leonard：给你。
-Penny：谢谢，Leonard。
-Sheldon：错了。
-Penny：我听着呢。
-Sheldon：你应该头朝那边睡。
-Penny：为什么？
-Sheldon：这是普遍的文化现象。一张床，就算是临时的床，床头板总是放置在远离门的方向。在古代这对于保护人们不受野兽袭击十分重要。（culturally：文化的；universal：普遍的；oriented：导向的； headboard：床头板；imperative：极重要的；marauder：掠夺者）
-Penny：我甘愿冒这个险。还有什么我要知道的吗？
-Sheldon：有，如果你用了我的牙刷，我就从那扇窗户跳出去。请别来参加我的葬礼。晚安。
-Leonard：真不好意思。
-Penny：没关系。
-Leonard：对了，他的牙刷是红色的，放在树脂杯里，正在紫外光下消毒。（FYI：for your information的缩写，意为供你参考；plexiglas：树脂玻璃；UV light：紫外光）
-Penny：知道了。
-Leonard：睡个好觉。
-Penny：谢谢。
（翻译解析提供：脏乖）