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While the majority of comedians like to poke fun at each other with puns and verbal gags commonly seen in traditional straight-man/funny-man manzai routines, others like to get a laugh by simply taking their gear off. That’s the route chosen by Tonikaku Akarui Yasumura, whose known around Japan for appearing onstage in nothing but a skimpy thong and a number of hilarious “magical poses” that make him look like he’s completely naked.
一般人们在传统的直男癌或情趣男等老套的话题中经常用到双关语和口头上的笑话，当大部分的喜剧演员喜欢用这些话语互相嘲弄时，其他演员则喜欢简单粗暴地把衣服脱掉，引人发笑。这就是Tonikaku Akarui Yasumura大叔采用的战术，这位大叔因其只穿着一条轻薄的丁字裤出现在舞台上，摆着一系列滑稽的“神奇姿势”让他看起来全裸享誉日本。

Yasumura’s new videos appear in Thai, Korean and English versions, all using local scenarios unique to each target audience. The clips show “the posing which look like ‘naked’ but actually wearing underwear” and feature Yasumura standing unapologetically in a pink floral thong while carefully explaining the tricks of his trade.
新录制的视频有泰语，韩语和英语的版本，针对不同地区观众，全都配套上地方独一无二的情境……这段视频中，“他摆着看似“全裸”但实际上是穿着短裤的姿势，Yasumura穿着粉色碎花丁字小裤裤站着，毫无违和感，细心地解释着他展现的小秘诀。

下面我们来欣赏一下动作分解：

American Football Player
美国球员式

1. Get ready for the start of a play by putting your imaginary helmet on.
1、带上假想的帽子，为比赛的开始做准备。

2.  Drop down into the three-point stance and voila! It instantly looks like you’ve lost your pants.
2、俯身做好三点触地预备姿势，瞧！立马就看起来你把你的小内内给弄没了。

Gunman in Western Movies
外国电影里的持枪歹徒

1. Commit to the duel by marching away in your pantless chaps.
1、穿着“真空”皮套裤与人决斗（潇洒的转身、走开==）

2. Turn around, get down on one knee and draw your pistol. Be sure to keep that other pistol tucked away securely behind your thigh!
2、转身，单膝跪地拔出手枪。确保另一只“手枪”在大腿后面藏好喽！

Spider-Man
蜘蛛侠

This extra special move is so fast you’ll miss it if you blink. Start off by clinging to an imaginary wall.
外加的特别动作太快了，一眨眼就会看不到。一开始想象着靠着一面墙

And once you’ve completed your routine, don’t forget to finish with a nude bow!
把动作做完后，千万别忘了鞠个躬。（小内内顿时就没了，又一全裸==）

And don’t forget, it’s all okay because he’s kept his pants on this whole time. “Don’t worry, I’m wearing”！
要知道，他一直都穿着内裤，所以全程无压力。“别担心，我有穿”！

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