1.Leonard. Penny. Excellent. I would like to say I’m very happy you’re back together, and if I can figure out a way to do so and sound sincere, I will.
莱纳德,佩妮,刚好你们都在。我想说我很高兴你们又在一起了,如果我能有法子让自己显得更真诚些,我肯定会不遗余力。

2.Aren’t you slicing that man’s brain a little too thin?
你是不是把这个人的脑子切得太薄了点?

3.Possible explanations for your symptoms are, in descending order of likelihood: hyperthyroidism, premature menopause, hosting an alien parasite, or, and I only include it for the sake of covering all the bases, sexual arousal.
你以上症状的诱因,根据可能性降序排列的结果如下:甲亢、过早绝经、外星人附体或是,以下这个结果纯粹是为了涵盖所有可能因素,那就是性冲动。

4.Let me tell you why I’m calling. I’d like to know if you’d be interested in having sex with Amy Farrah Fowler. Amy Farrah Fowler. Yes, that is a girl’s name. Good grief, it’s like trying to talk to a dolphin.
我告诉你我为啥打给你,我想知道你是否有兴趣跟艾米.菲拉.福勒性交。艾米.菲拉.福勒。没错,这确实是个女孩。天哪,简直就是对牛弹琴。

5.Yes, Infinite Sheldon defeats all other cards and does not violate the rule against home-made cards because I made it at work.
是的。“无敌谢尔顿”能击败其他所有牌,而且没有违背自制卡牌的规则,因为这规则是我在工作时发明的。

6.Milk Duds, with their self-depreciating name and remarkably mild flavor, are the most apologetic of the boxed candies.
凭借奶球这自嘲的名字,外加温和的口味,是盒装糖果里最能表达歉意的。

7.Amy Farrah Fowler doesn’t believe in wearing costumes. She isn’t the free spirit I am.
艾米.菲拉.福勒不会接受cosplay的,她没我这么思想开放。

8.Don’t worry. Wonder Woman is an Amazon, and Amazons tend to be very beefy gals.
不用担心,神奇女侠是亚马逊人,亚马逊的女孩子都很高大健壮。

9.I won’t say that all senior citizens who can’t master technology should be publically flogged. But if we made an example of one or two, it might give the others incentive to try harder.
我不能说所有无法掌握当代技术的老年人就应该被当众鞭策一番。但倘若我们拿一两位作为案例或许能更好地鞭策他人努力学习呢。

10.In that case, may I offer twenty-seven little tweeks to make it slightly less embarrassing?
这样的话能让我稍微修改27处,让这玩意儿看着不那么丢人吗?